RYC - Members

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Born Don Joseppe Marcellus Carpucci Del Diego Stradivarius, it is mere coincidence that DJMCDDS became not only a DJ and an MC, but also a dentist. DJMCDDS ran a successful orthodontic practice until 2004 when, while on a sight-seeing vacation to the ziggurats of South America, he ran afoul of a mad scientist who put the unfortunate orthodontist's brain into the body of an ape. The Gaucho MC wrangled the great brute in late 2005, as his voracious appetite was eating into the profit margin of The Gaucho's burgeoning banana plantation.

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The windswept pampas plains of South America are where The Gaucho MC calls home. Primarily dividing his time between taming the herds of wild zebra that roam the grounds of his hacienda and crafting sick rhymes, The Gaucho MC routinely lays it down fresh no matter the task at hand. Although he initially sponsored DJMCDDS for membership into the Rivercrest Yacht Club, his relationship with the resident dentist has soured recently as the result of a quarrel over bowls of oatmeal routinely left in the Clubhouse sink.

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Generic was born. Since that day, his mass divided by his volume has equaled his density. He is primarily diurnal and has been involved in the earth's gravitational field for some time. He is neither a robot nor a monkey, nor any combination thereof. He has never been able to divide a prime number by any integer other than one and itself. His ordinariness fails to appeal to the common man, and he is ordinary in this respect. When spitting hot fire into the mic, he utilizes both interneurons and motoneurons. Generic is eponymously titled.

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Basking in the glow of a wet, warm April Dawn (after his Sunbeam Tiger blew a head gasket pulling out of a nearby sorority gig), The Hammer assailed the back door at Rivercrest. Sporting a corn cob pipe and a case of beer, he proclaimed, "All Stones shalt be throwed." The quorum present inducted him on the spot. The Hammer was last seen in the vicinity of the erstwhile Yacht Club garage, which soon after erupted in a towering ball of flame and flying debris, ostensibly the consequence of a miscalculation during the installation of an experimental nitro-glycerin booster on DJMCDDS's Vauxhall Cavalier.

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The great-grandson of Theopholus de la Roca, the first inductee to the Yacht Club, Heffminster de la Roca has done a poor job of maintaining the family tradition of excellence in nautical sports. To wit: In the 2002 Rivercrest Yacht Club Yacht Race 2000, Team Heffminster (comprising Mr. de la Roca and six L.A. Clippers cheerleaders) not only placed last, but in fact never finished, having failed to even properly rig the mainsail. When not formulating atomic beats and frothing rhymes, Mr. de la Roca enforces his own brand of vigilante justice.

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Originally hiring him to install an InSinkErator™ in the Clubhouse, the members took a liking to Limerick MC and inducted the plucky fellow the following equinox. Limerick's most notable achievement came in 1999, when he chaired the Rivercrest Appropriations Committee, which not only raised the funds necessary for much-needed renovations to the Pongnasium, but also routed out a witch in the process. For reasons undisclosed, Limerick MC is no longer allowed to sponsor potential members.

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Having traversed the galaxy for untold eons, Young Li'l Mia 4 Life currently inhabits the body of a 7 year old. By sheer force of will she has summoned from the ether three objects: a devastating flow, one real rabbit, and one fake rabbit. Repent.