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DJMCDDS
Born Don Joseppe Marcellus Carpucci Del Diego Stradivarius,
it is mere coincidence that DJMCDDS became not only a DJ and an MC, but also a dentist.
DJMCDDS ran a successful orthodontic practice until 2004 when, while on a sight-seeing
vacation to the ziggurats of South America, he ran afoul of a mad scientist who put the
unfortunate orthodontist's brain into the body of an ape. The Gaucho MC wrangled the great
brute in late 2005, as his voracious appetite was eating into the profit margin of
The Gaucho's burgeoning banana plantation.
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The Gaucho MC
The windswept pampas plains of South America are where The Gaucho MC calls home.
Primarily dividing his time between taming the herds of wild zebra that roam the grounds of
his hacienda and crafting sick rhymes, The Gaucho MC routinely lays it down fresh no matter
the task at hand. Although he initially sponsored DJMCDDS for membership into the Rivercrest
Yacht Club, his relationship with the resident dentist has soured recently as the result of a
quarrel over bowls of oatmeal routinely left in the Clubhouse sink.
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generic
Generic was born. Since that day, his mass divided by his volume has equaled his density.
He is primarily diurnal and has been involved in the earth's gravitational field for some time.
He is neither a robot nor a monkey, nor any combination thereof. He has never been able to divide
a prime number by any integer other than one and itself. His ordinariness fails to appeal to the
common man, and he is ordinary in this respect. When spitting hot fire into the mic, he utilizes
both interneurons and motoneurons. Generic is eponymously titled.
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The Hammer
The Hammer appeared on a wet, warm April dawn (after his Sunbeam Tiger blew a head gasket pulling out
of a nearby sorority gig). Sporting a corn cob pipe and a case of beer, he assaulted the back door at
Rivercrest proclaiming, "All Stones shalt be throwed." The Hammer was last seen in the vicinity of the
Yacht Club garage, which later erupted in a towering ball of flame and flying debris, ostensibly the
consequence of a miscalculation during the installation of an experimental nitroglycerin booster on
DJMCDDS's Vauxhall Cavalier
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Heffminster de la Roca
The great-grandson of Theopholus de la Roca, founder of the Yacht Club, Heffminster de la Roca
has done a poor job of maintaining the family tradition of excellence in nautical sports. To wit:
In the 2002 Rivercrest Yacht Club Yacht Race 2000, Team Heffminster (comprising Mr. de la Roca and
six L.A. Clippers cheerleaders) not only placed last, but in fact never finished, having failed to
even properly rig the mainsail. When not formulating atomic beats and frothing rhymes, Mr. de la Roca
enforces his own brand of vigilante justice.
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Leezurly
Leezurly is primarily recumbent. In times of hardship, he is reclined. He has been known, however,
to engage in periods of intense activity. Most notably, between the dates
of November 29 and December 3, 2005, Leezurly single-handedly constructed his infamous Leezursuit™
from ten square feet of the finest deep-comb Moroccan velour, three yards of fiber optic cable,
and a quarter ton of scrap aluminum. When auditors, government representatives, or neutral observers
visit the Rivercrest Yacht Club Clubhouse, Leezurly voluntarily manacles himself in the Pongnasium,
for his temper is fierce and he prefers to be the one asking the questions.
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Limerick MC
Originally hiring him to install an InSinkErator™ in the Clubhouse, the members took a liking to
Limerick MC and inducted the plucky fellow the following equinox. Limerick's most notable achievement came
in 1999, when he chaired the Rivercrest Appropriations Committee, which not only raised the funds necessary
for much-needed renovations to the Pongnasium, but also routed out a witch in the process. For reasons
undisclosed, Limerick MC is no longer allowed to sponsor potential members.
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Professor Robot, the Digimon Don
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The Rear Admiral
Field promoted to flag rank aboard the USS Drum (SS-228) in April of 1944, the Rear Admiral led
a savage two-week siege on the undersea city of fish-men inhabiting the
deep waters of the Bonin Islands archipelago. Settling for nothing less than total subjugation,
he declared himself a god and lorded over the populace for the next 64 years. In the summer of 2008,
he grew tired of his many fish-wives* and returned to the surface world, having curiously
not aged a day. On inactive status since the outset of the Second World War, the Rear Admiral was
reinstated forthwith, upon his reemergence, as a full member of the Rivercrest Yacht Club. |
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Young Li'l Mia 4 Life
Having traversed the galaxy for untold eons, Young Li'l Mia 4 Life currently inhabits the body of a 7 year old.
By sheer force of will she has summoned from the ether three objects: a devastating flow, one real rabbit, and
one fake rabbit. Repent. |
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Baron von Goldbrick the Notorious Hitsmith |
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Imagenation |
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Lady Fingaz |
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Matari 2600 |
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MC Dingo 8 my Baby |
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MC Heavy Flow |
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*Recent DNA sampling data suggest that 52% of all marine Chordata are
Rear Admiral spawn progeny |
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